Fantasy Football is Back!

So we’re still newbies. There are still four people in the league. And we’re still having fun! The standings so far:

Witwicky (Fenella) 4-0-0
Dragonfire 3-1-0
Make Ya Wanna Hollas 1-3-0
Buff n Tuff (Andrea) 0-4-0


Hooray, our Redskins won another one! No wait, make that two! The first against the Arizona Cardinals, and the second against our arch-nemesis Dallas Cowboys. The offense looked MUCH better. Now if only their D, which is usually so strong, doesn’t give up points in the last two minutes and keeps us from having heart attacks. So we give the ‘Skins some credit…they’re hanging in there! The NFC East is a tough division and the ‘Skins are doing their part to keep it competitive. Let’s hope their winning ways extend all the way to January! Or at least, win more than they lose.

In a somewhat reversal of fortune from last season, last week the Miami Dolphins positively spanked the NE Patriots. The Pats must’ve spent their bye week nursing those bruised egos. So…who’s winning the AFC this year? Buffalo? Also in the AFC, Brett Favre and those throwback jerseys helped the New York Jets flutter all over the Arizona Cardinals 56-35.


What NBA Stars Are Doing in the Offseason
Too much time on your hands, boys? Who knew Steve Nash could dance?!


http://www.ibeatyou.com/competition/0775d8/best-movie-trailer-spoof/entry/afde0b/boomdizzle-and-me-stepbrothers-in-santa-monica

Speaking of time, looks like Baron Davis is enjoying his offseason a little TOO much and is paying the price with packing on the pounds. No need to fear, Jenny Craig to the rescue!

In other NBA news, our beloved Agent Zero underwent yet another knee surgery and is out until January! We’re totally bummed. We wish him a speedy recovery – we miss you already, Gil!


Good-bye Yankee Stadium!
(And Shea Stadium). And goodbye to both teams’ playoff hopes.
Is it October yet? Is it time to pay attention to baseball?


Trojans Lacking Beaver Fever
Oh Trojan Football. Why? Why?! WHY! You pummeled two of your opponents, one being a nationally ranked team that likes to choke on the big stage and the other a rebuilding team that was never that good in the first place. Pundits called you unstoppable and your fans thought the BCS Championship in January was a lock. Then you let all of that get to your heads and you lose to an unranked, mediocre-at-best football team in a weak conference (yes, the Pac-10 is a weak conference) with a running back no taller than the Playing the Field girls. What’s up with that? Do you really like playing in the Rose Bowl that much? Hopefully this weekend sees you back on track and throwing down at the Coliseum again!


Justice Has Been Served!
Sent: Mon 9/22/2008 10:02 AM
To: Sports Illustrated
Subject: Hot Clicks -- User Link
Submitted by andrea
Question: the ladies have spoken
“what a halfa** attempt to show hot guys. most of the pictures have chicks. what do i need that for? i AM one!”

*an actual response!

Andrea,
Please forgive me. I tried to make amends today. I redid the gallery and took out the chicks: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/extramustard/09/26/week4-games-as-fall-tv-shows/index.html
-- Jimmy