Why? Because we're lazy!

Andrea: duke lost
Andrea: they are on a skid
Fenella: 4 games right?
Fenella: saaaad
Andrea: yep
Fenella: what happened to the ACC?
Andrea: they died and reincarnated themselves as the big east
Fenella: BOOOOOOOOOO THE BIG EAST
Fenella: dude, USC is in the top 25
Fenella: USC!
Andrea: I KNOW
Andrea: it's like a parallel universe or something
Andrea: next thing you know
Andrea: peter john ramos will be the second coming of michael jordan
Andrea: all the way from the d-league!
Fenella: HAHAHA
Fenella: don't say that!
Fenella: although...it's not like that would be a BAD thing for us
Andrea: no it wouldn't